Le cul entre les deux chaises

An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures

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I came across another bilingual joke which I thought I’d share. Bonus points awarded for proper French punctuation.

Dans un bar, un Français voit une fourmi dans le verre d’un Américain. Il lui dit :
– Fourmi !
L’Américain :
– No! For me!
Le Français :
– Fourmi !
L’Américain :
– No! For me!
Il devient menaçant alors le Français s’en va. Mais l’Américain voit enfin la fourmi dans son verre et il comprend.

Le lendemain, l’Américain revoit le Français dans le même bar et il l’appelle :
– Hey! Come here!
Le Français :
– Comme hier ? Ah non, alors !

Since it’s about ants, I also thought I’d share a photo of some of the ants with which I ended up sharing my last apartment and the episode of Sprockets where there were “Ants. Ants. Ants.

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I'm an American Spaniard, living in France. I like to tell stories.

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