Le cul entre les deux chaises

An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures

Not on my watch


Lego, design, fun. I’m all about these things.

I’ve mentioned stuff that’s against my religion before, so I thought I should clarify exactly what I believe in. The basic tenets of my religion are practicality and efficiency. Also highly praised: a clean design aesthetic.




Some Things Which Are Against My Religion

Sofa beds
Round tables
Small dogs
Rubber bands
Slice toasters
Brass, gold, bronze or copper hardware
Decorative pillows anything
Animal prints
3/4-length sleeves
Bath mats

What do you have a grudge against?

Author: le cul en rows

I'm an American Spaniard, living in France. I like to tell stories.

2 thoughts on “Not on my watch

  1. I just noticed your Goodreads feed! I added you as a friend – we have quite a few books in common…

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