Are you the person who entered all of these search terms in one day?
If you are, and are not my mother, you should be my new best friend. If you are my mother, just bookmark the damn blog already or subscribe to get new posts in your inbox instead of getting me all excited that there’s another weirdo just like me out there.
[Apologies to P. D. Eastman. I would have sworn Dr. Seuss wrote this book.]