Le cul entre les deux chaises

An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures

And we’re back!

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The red light means I'm in HELL.

The red light means I’m in HELL.

It turns out that even the Internet takes August off in France. (Actually, a Norwegian pickpocket is to blame for my off-the-grid status, but the story’s almost too silly to be believed, so I won’t go into it now.)

My connection cut out on the 7th and didn’t return until this weekend, making this past month one of the least pleasant (and most annoying) of my life.

But now I’m back and will resume posting as usual. Come back to this space tomorrow for… something that’ll hopefully amuse you.

Also, because I really am playing every SNL sketch ever broadcast in my head at all times, I must link to the one about the dueling morning DJs (transcript) who yell “And we’re baaaaaaack!” louder and louder and in increasingly more annoying ways.

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Author: le cul en rows

I'm an American Spaniard, living in France. I like to tell stories.

6 thoughts on “And we’re back!

  1. Welcome back!!! I have missed your daily amusing stories and look forward to having them back to accompany my morning coffee…

  2. I was wondering where you’d gone. Glad you’re back!

  3. …And now I’m going to say that in my head ALL DAY. It’s such a good sketch, though.

    Right now the SNL sketch that plays through my head is Hamm and Buble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDtp0jSF3oM (it is of dubious quality, but at least you can see it)

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