It turns out that even the Internet takes August off in France. (Actually, a Norwegian pickpocket is to blame for my off-the-grid status, but the story’s almost too silly to be believed, so I won’t go into it now.)
My connection cut out on the 7th and didn’t return until this weekend, making this past month one of the least pleasant (and most annoying) of my life.
But now I’m back and will resume posting as usual. Come back to this space tomorrow for… something that’ll hopefully amuse you.
Also, because I really am playing every SNL sketch ever broadcast in my head at all times, I must link to the one about the dueling morning DJs (transcript) who yell “And we’re baaaaaaack!” louder and louder and in increasingly more annoying ways.