There are two creatures in my new apartment. The first one I call T-rex toilet.
To avail yourself of the toilet paper located in the dispenser, you must be both very tall and have very short arms. I have since moved it to a more easily accessible spot. (This T-rex and I should switch places.)
The second is flamingo shower.
The only way to clean the bottom half of your body, normally achieved by leaning over, is to raise those parts to your hands, kind of like a flamingo. This results in an occupant (me) feeling a bit silly while standing on one foot and scrubbing the opposite foot at waist level. This is a place where an oddly placed mirror might actually come in handy.
Did you know?
Flamingos are born white and turn pink because they eat shrimp.