Le cul entre les deux chaises

An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures

Creature comforts


There are two creatures in my new apartment. The first one I call T-rex toilet.

Safari theme!

Safari theme!

To avail yourself of the toilet paper located in the dispenser, you must be both very tall and have very short arms. I have since moved it to a more easily accessible spot. (This T-rex and I should switch places.)

The second is flamingo shower.

It is so tight in here.

It is so tight in here.

The only way to clean the bottom half of your body, normally achieved by leaning over, is to raise those parts to your hands, kind of like a flamingo. This results in an occupant (me) feeling a bit silly while standing on one foot and scrubbing the opposite foot at waist level. This is a place where an oddly placed mirror might actually come in handy.

Did you know?

Flamingos are born white and turn pink because they eat shrimp.

Author: le cul en rows

I'm an American Spaniard, living in France. I like to tell stories.

3 thoughts on “Creature comforts

  1. As for the shower, perhaps it would be easier to wash the bottom half of you body if you stood on your head? Please report back!

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