GIRL is on her way home, her feet leading her along the familiar path to her train. MUSIC playing in her earbuds, she is minding her own damn business (as usual). Suddenly, a feeling comes over her, powerfully drawing her attention to a MAN and WOMAN walking ahead of her to the right.
(under her breath)
God – damn – it.
GIRL is pulled into their orbit, despite her keen desire to just get home. GIRL does not want to deal with these people because they are the worst kind of people in the world: Spanish people. GIRL cannot resist the calling she feels in her very DNA and approaches the couple, reluctantly pulling her earbuds out.
Can I help you navigate the Metro?
The MAN whips his head around to glare at GIRL, his lip already curled in disdain.
No! I know perfectly well how to navigate the Metro!
MAN makes a dismissive hand gesture, as if flicking GIRL away like a bug.
GIRL is suddenly supremely annoyed and decides to take a few moments out of her day to teach MAN a lesson.
GIRL opens her eyes wide in a look that appears innocent but she laces every word coming out of her mouth with sarcasm.
Are you sure you know where you’re going? Because you can’t go down that way.
GIRL has indicated the direction the couple is heading in.
Yes I can! This is the way to go!
GIRL flits her eyes over to the poor WOMAN traveling with MAN and is not surprised to see that she is meek, embarrassed and unsure how to proceed. GIRL points to the sign directly above the COUPLE’s heads.
No, you can’t. That way is an exit for the X train line. You actually can not go that way. I can help you get where you’re going if you’d like.
MAN sees the sign, understands that he’s wrong, that he was beaten by a girl. MAN becomes irrationally angry. As his face reddens, a train starts pulling into the platform furthest from where GIRL, MAN and WOMAN are standing.
See! That’s our train!
MAN grabs WOMAN’s elbow and drags her down two dozen stairs so they can race along the platform to the train. GIRL doesn’t move, she doesn’t run for any trains, and looks on, bemused. GIRL knows that two different train lines are serviced at that platform and that within the same train station, there are two more lines. MAN had a 1 in 4 chance of getting on the right one. GIRL hopes he’s not lucky.