Le cul entre les deux chaises

An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures


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I’ll be taking my business elsewhere, thanks

I actually walked in here one day and told them their sign was wrong and they told me to get lost since they knew better.

Bussines Center


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You can not dance if you want to

This is a sign from the metro in Barcelona. It drew my attention because this guy looks like he’s having fun or recreating the Vitruvian Man in a minimalist, Helvetica-y way. Regardless, I really like him and am sad that what I get from him is basically the opposite of the intended message.

Have a happy and safe New Year and dance if you want to.

“It is not permitted to go down to the track.”


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Crazy Sign Week: Madrid


From inside the car on the metro in Madrid. I guess it’s to warn against letting your kid get their hand caught in the doors, but if you look closer…

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER FINGERS?!!!!


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Crazy Sign Week: Geneva

I never figured out what the message here was. It looks to me like this must be a place where formally dressed men from another era will steal your children, but that doesn’t seem right.